Once upon a time (today), there was a being (Kiwiqueen) who was walking around disguised as a human being. No-one knew (until now) that this carbon copy of your average teenage girl was, in fact, a teabag, or a slug, depending on its (her) mood.

Today is a teabag-slug day. If you gently peeled back the skin, ominously lurking beneath you would find sluggish features, and half a teabag.

Now you know.

The End.