VIR #4
Very Important Rule Number Four:
You know things are bad when you start talking to inanimate objects. Like when you knock an apple off a table, and you find yourself saying "Oh God, sorry. I'm so clumsy today..." Another bad sign is finding sellotape in the fridge. Your keys in the bin.
When it gets to that stage, you must do one of two things.
You know things are bad when you start talking to inanimate objects. Like when you knock an apple off a table, and you find yourself saying "Oh God, sorry. I'm so clumsy today..." Another bad sign is finding sellotape in the fridge. Your keys in the bin.
When it gets to that stage, you must do one of two things.
- Go to bed and stay there for at least a month
- Go away. To Greenland. Australia. America. Again, stay away for a month.
kiwiqueen - 27. Apr, 21:45