Save me.
I have rendered the Eloquent One (Jules) speechless. At this very moment, I am cowering beneath a sturdy table with my arms wrapped around my head protectively. Whilst typing and listening to music and explaining about Maggi, because such is the amazing magnitude of my multitasking abilities. She is stammering something like:
UH
but but but but
HOW
how could you have not
have not
have not
have not
MET him
MET HIS BOOKS
I may not know what she looks like, but I imagine she possesses the power to scare me hugely. Pacification in the form of Neil Gaiman is desperately needed.
Update: She has promised she will not eat me. I am making inroads.
UH
but but but but
HOW
how could you have not
have not
have not
have not
MET him
MET HIS BOOKS
I may not know what she looks like, but I imagine she possesses the power to scare me hugely. Pacification in the form of Neil Gaiman is desperately needed.
Update: She has promised she will not eat me. I am making inroads.
kiwiqueen - 15. May, 19:17