Capital Shouting
Everyone spoke in capital letters tonight.
Dad: Don't touch that elderberry juice! It's your mother's alcohol subsitute. STAY AWAY!
Brother: WHY won't you let me cycle to school?? You're all STUPID. Piss off! It's not dangerous; that's why God invented cycle paths.
Dad: *snarling* You stay here! The 'women of the house' want a 'bonding sesh'. Don't go....don't...STAY.....you BETRAYER!
Brother: Why are you wearing those clippity-clop shoes?? They're so EMBARRASSING. You are such an embarrassment. Stay away!
Dad: So...you have your own agenda now. Listen to ME! Can you fit in any more appointments into your, your....diarrhea? Hmmm? Well DO let me know; do you have TIME for any more friends? Or are you TOO BUSY ALL THE TIME?!?!
Brother: WHY do you call it a gameboy when it is CLEARLY a "nintendo ds"??? Why do you say: 'get off your machine/media/gameboy dx/plaything' when it is NONE of those????
Me: ARGH.
Dad: Don't touch that elderberry juice! It's your mother's alcohol subsitute. STAY AWAY!
Brother: WHY won't you let me cycle to school?? You're all STUPID. Piss off! It's not dangerous; that's why God invented cycle paths.
Dad: *snarling* You stay here! The 'women of the house' want a 'bonding sesh'. Don't go....don't...STAY.....you BETRAYER!
Brother: Why are you wearing those clippity-clop shoes?? They're so EMBARRASSING. You are such an embarrassment. Stay away!
Dad: So...you have your own agenda now. Listen to ME! Can you fit in any more appointments into your, your....diarrhea? Hmmm? Well DO let me know; do you have TIME for any more friends? Or are you TOO BUSY ALL THE TIME?!?!
Brother: WHY do you call it a gameboy when it is CLEARLY a "nintendo ds"??? Why do you say: 'get off your machine/media/gameboy dx/plaything' when it is NONE of those????
Me: ARGH.
kiwiqueen - 11. Sep, 22:48