Everyone spoke in capital letters tonight.

Dad: Don't touch that elderberry juice! It's your mother's alcohol subsitute. STAY AWAY!

Brother: WHY won't you let me cycle to school?? You're all STUPID. Piss off! It's not dangerous; that's why God invented cycle paths.

Dad: *snarling* You stay here! The 'women of the house' want a 'bonding sesh'. Don't go....don't...STAY.....you BETRAYER!

Brother: Why are you wearing those clippity-clop shoes?? They're so EMBARRASSING. You are such an embarrassment. Stay away!

Dad: So...you have your own agenda now. Listen to ME! Can you fit in any more appointments into your, your....diarrhea? Hmmm? Well DO let me know; do you have TIME for any more friends? Or are you TOO BUSY ALL THE TIME?!?!

Brother: WHY do you call it a gameboy when it is CLEARLY a "nintendo ds"??? Why do you say: 'get off your machine/media/gameboy dx/plaything' when it is NONE of those????


Me: ARGH.