I have discovered the epitome of hilarity. It lieth hereth. For all you who need cheering up, click at once! Hello? What are you waiting for? You don't want to leave a page of such magnanimous beauty? Hmmm. I'm sure there's some way we could make new pages pop up. We'll work on it together. Call it a joint effort.

I digress. It is SO funny that I couldn't decide which sentence to document here as a proof of funniness. It is also rather surreal, which is what I like about it. Like a Dali painting. In words.