Cheesecake
Woman: Excuse me, this lemon citrus tart....is it like... a tart?
Me: Yes, yes it is.
Woman: Oh. thank you. Wait! What about this rubbarb cheesecake? What is it?
Me: It's a cheesecake. With rubbarb in it.
Woman: Oh thank you! This Christmas pudding....
I escaped.
Me: Yes, yes it is.
Woman: Oh. thank you. Wait! What about this rubbarb cheesecake? What is it?
Me: It's a cheesecake. With rubbarb in it.
Woman: Oh thank you! This Christmas pudding....
I escaped.
kiwiqueen - 10. Dec, 13:35
Thanks : D
Haha, do you work at a diner or something? Hilarious how dim-witted people can be, it reminds me of a friend who worked at a burger place.
Woman: I would like a cheeseburger, please.
Friend: Yes, that'll be $--- (I don't remember the price)
Woman: But I don't want pickles, or ketchup or mustard.
Friend: So you want the hamburger and cheese?
Woman: Yes, but I'm a vegetarian. So no meat.
Friend: So buns with cheese?
Woman: Yes, but I don't like cheese.
Friend: So just the bun?
Woman: Yup.