Sauvignon Blanc
So I save Dodo, the budgie, from a fate worse than death - falling headfirst into a glass of Sauvignon Blanc. And what do I get for my gigantic efforts? My finger pecked half to death. Yes, thanks. Thanks a lot! Not only circular sink-shaped brusie on forearm, but little budgie bites on forefinger. I am in the wars!
On a related note, do people make up that wine has "hints of gooseberries and melon connotations" for fun, to confuse us lesser people who have not been let into the joke? The joke being that wine tastes of WINE. It doesn't taste of the feet of the people who crushed the grapes by foot. It doesn't even taste of grapes. Not of patchouli, or goats cheese or apples. Of WINE, people!
I'm not the only person who has missed the joke. Ask Dylan Moran.
*inserts amusing video clip of Moran proving that only three types of wine exist - the wine to rave about, the wine to spit out, and the wine to half spit out then rave about*
On a related note, do people make up that wine has "hints of gooseberries and melon connotations" for fun, to confuse us lesser people who have not been let into the joke? The joke being that wine tastes of WINE. It doesn't taste of the feet of the people who crushed the grapes by foot. It doesn't even taste of grapes. Not of patchouli, or goats cheese or apples. Of WINE, people!
I'm not the only person who has missed the joke. Ask Dylan Moran.
*inserts amusing video clip of Moran proving that only three types of wine exist - the wine to rave about, the wine to spit out, and the wine to half spit out then rave about*
kiwiqueen - 30. Sep, 23:14
