Trivia
Person A: My dad, you know, he's a bit of a laminating fanatic. He goes to work early just to laminate things. So...do you want anything laminating?
Person B: Ummm...well...do you think he could laminate the whole kitchen, so we can hose it down every three months?
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Person A: Did you know he writes books about Victorian prostitution??
Person B: Hahaha. No.
Person A: Yeah. So it's always amusing to ask in the middle of the lecture - "Hey Trev, will you tell us about how your experiences with prostitution influenced you to write your books?"...
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Person A: How's your balloon? Did it survive the night?
Person B: No. I woke up this morning and it was lying on the floor. Like an injured badger.
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Person A: So, let's introduce ourselves. Can you tell us anything interesting about you? Anything unusual?
Person B: Well, I DO eat taramasalata on toast for breakfast. Every morning. It's become a bit of an obsession.
Person B: Ummm...well...do you think he could laminate the whole kitchen, so we can hose it down every three months?
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Person A: Did you know he writes books about Victorian prostitution??
Person B: Hahaha. No.
Person A: Yeah. So it's always amusing to ask in the middle of the lecture - "Hey Trev, will you tell us about how your experiences with prostitution influenced you to write your books?"...
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Person A: How's your balloon? Did it survive the night?
Person B: No. I woke up this morning and it was lying on the floor. Like an injured badger.
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Person A: So, let's introduce ourselves. Can you tell us anything interesting about you? Anything unusual?
Person B: Well, I DO eat taramasalata on toast for breakfast. Every morning. It's become a bit of an obsession.
kiwiqueen - 14. Sep, 18:35
