Who ate all the pies?
Kiwiqueen paces the room and clutches her stomach, thinking somewhat hysterically (if indeed thoughts can be hysterical) - Who ate all the pies? Hahaha yes. It was I.
"Sit down. You get indigestion from walking."
Kiwiqueen looks confused. "No. That's wrong. Walking helps digestion."
"Well why would we eat sitting down if it doesn't help digest food??"
"Ummmm....well...Look! You have to stand like this! It helps!" Kiwiqueen raises both arms above her head and stares blankly at the wall.
"Why don't we eat our meals in that position then?"
Still staring blankly at the wall, "Because it's impossible."
"Not if the food was blended. And you had a long straw."
"Sit down. You get indigestion from walking."
Kiwiqueen looks confused. "No. That's wrong. Walking helps digestion."
"Well why would we eat sitting down if it doesn't help digest food??"
"Ummmm....well...Look! You have to stand like this! It helps!" Kiwiqueen raises both arms above her head and stares blankly at the wall.
"Why don't we eat our meals in that position then?"
Still staring blankly at the wall, "Because it's impossible."
"Not if the food was blended. And you had a long straw."
kiwiqueen - 20. Aug, 20:04
