In every nest...
"...In every nest there is a wasp."
"Hummm. *strokes beard* It's too late for wisdom. Shhhhhushh."
Maybe that was a closet prediction. At work, a wasp wriggled its way up my trouser leg, stopping when it reached my thigh. I was stacking plates, oblivious and unaware, happy so.
As it stung me repetitively, I was putting myself in its shoes. I mean, poor wasp. Trapped in a very small space, between fabric and skin. I would have done the same. Maybe this was a baby wasp, coming to terms with being hated by everyone.
But then I thought, NO! All wasps are evil. They have that red-eye evil glint in their eyes, and they BUZZ. Oh, how they buzz! Smashing into windows and buzzing in an evil way. And STINGING. That's when I realised I had been stung, and finished my internal dilemma. I rushed off and fished the wasp from between my trouser leg and my sock. I am in possession of such a great, forgiving quality that I refrained from squashing into wasp pulp against the tiles of the ladies' floor.
The PAIN!
"Hummm. *strokes beard* It's too late for wisdom. Shhhhhushh."
Maybe that was a closet prediction. At work, a wasp wriggled its way up my trouser leg, stopping when it reached my thigh. I was stacking plates, oblivious and unaware, happy so.
As it stung me repetitively, I was putting myself in its shoes. I mean, poor wasp. Trapped in a very small space, between fabric and skin. I would have done the same. Maybe this was a baby wasp, coming to terms with being hated by everyone.
But then I thought, NO! All wasps are evil. They have that red-eye evil glint in their eyes, and they BUZZ. Oh, how they buzz! Smashing into windows and buzzing in an evil way. And STINGING. That's when I realised I had been stung, and finished my internal dilemma. I rushed off and fished the wasp from between my trouser leg and my sock. I am in possession of such a great, forgiving quality that I refrained from squashing into wasp pulp against the tiles of the ladies' floor.
The PAIN!
kiwiqueen - 30. Jul, 18:25
Hello trouble.
It's all part of one big master plan, don't you worry. I won't stop reading here! Keep writing, I've left a bit of a gap open in the blogging world and I reckon you're the one to expand into it. Go for it.
Alexander x
I reckon you start an anonymous blog up and only give me the url *angel face* (in all seriousness, let me know if you ever do any more blogging, etc).
Thanks for letting me know! A chinese blog seems to have replaced yours. I was getting worried!
x