Me: I looked at that bebo thing you sent me. Have you completely lost the ability to type words longer than two letters without missing out the vowels?

Brother: Huh? *processes thought* Ah. Ummm...Well, we're not living in the eighteenth century any more!

Me: It's so...chav-esque. And shows a complete disregard for the English language. *tempted to say: What do they teach you in school these days?*

Brother: It's not cool to write long things. And quite frankly...I couldn't be bothered.

Me: But...Oh, forget it. *gives up*

*pause*

Brother: Can I really bore you for a minute?

Me: *sigh*

Brother: On this online skating thing, you can skate infront of the whooole world *makes vast sweeping gesture*...Not real skating. But it's ace, you can do flips and....

At this point, I lost the will to continue listening.