I am plagued with hiccups. I have tried everything. I have held my breath for half a minute. I have drank water up-side down (which wasn't very successful. The keyboard suffered. Especially the space key.) I even tried surprising myself by shouting "Boo" at random intervals, but none of it worked. Can't think why not. I'm desperate. If I still have hiccups tomorrow, something is WRONG!

AS Level Critical Thinking exam tomorrow. I think the correct term may be "shitting self" (not literally, of course). Last Critical Thinking lesson, everything went wrong, and the worst came to the worst. That's it; I forgot how to think. I sat there kicking my shoes against the table violently, and chewing the end of my pen with vigour. I racked my brains, but every time I looked up, I saw rows of heads bent over past papers and tongues sticking out in concentration. I did try to ignore them all beevering away, knowing what to do, but the noise of their pens moving, almost in synchronisation, was unbearably loud. So I gave up and sat there in the worst state of frustration I have ever ever experienced. I hate it when everyone but me has an answer.


That's what will happen tomorrow. I feel it in the critical part of my brain. My tear ducts are preparing themselves, despite me telling them "No!! Stop! We won't be needing you tomorrow! I'll spend four hours doing something more constructive than shedding the occassional silent tear, before going home to tear out my hair!"

Please cross your fingers for the hiccups to disappear.