RUN! She did it. She got into the Bergen Writers' Academy. Go pat her on the back in exuberant comment form. Now!

Dear man (or men. Or even women) in the sky,

Please make it stop raining. My sanity depends on it.

Has it not been brought to your attention that summer happened fifteen whole days ago? You may want to consider the acquisition of a new secretary.



Wettest regards,

Kiwiqueen

(aka The Girl With Permanently Soggy Converse.)