After having mulled this over in the back of my mind at the same time as writing my French essay on what I think of protests and whether they are a useful way of expressing oneself, I have come to the conclusion that actually, my very persuasive right eyebrow, the clothes I'm wearing and the expression on my face DO NOT make my horribleness seem any less horrible to the person I'm being horrible to. I can pucker my lips and fold my eyebrows at the corner just so, I could wear a more low-cut top, I could look as angelic as I want to, but none of it makes much of a difference at all.

I'm sorry, but we shall just have to agree to disagree there. You know I'm always right, anyway. Excuse me while I curl up in a drafty corner and read till the cows come home. The only thing that makes the slightest bit of sense to me right now is my coaster, which I shall post below for entertainment's sake.