After having spent all evening doing intense rambling about Death of a Salmon, and reading tedious French passages about the divorce rate (one in three marriages end in divorce. Oh lordy how depressing!), I need a little bit of light relief.

That doesn't include being given a very in-depth graphic description of an abnormally long nipple-hair from someone I barely know, thanks very much!

Something like a really long bath with Lush stuff would do the trick. Or a girly film. Notting Hill wouldn't go amiss!