Help me! My friend's dog has fallen truly madly deeply in love with me. I think, for him, it was love at first sight. He follows me around constantly, and I don't have a moment's peace. I get the feeling he takes advantage of my vulnerable state of sleepiness when lying on the sofa, for he approaches me sneakily, snuffling my neck, licking my nose and sneezing in my face. I will not let it go further than this, but nevertheless have the feeling I'm leading him on. If he doesn't get my subtle, and not-so-subtle hints, what can I do???