And so, today is the day that I post my last guestblog entry. I should probably say now that I'm really quite sorry about how uninteresting you might have found some of my entries, and I can only blame this on a sudden dip in interesting things going on in my life.

However, I will leave you with a blog entry focussing on what is happening in the world today.

You have not been reading the most boring blog entries ever. (Phew!) This honour goes to this blog here. Think yourself lucky!

The award, if there is one, for the most useless web page ever goes to The Big Red Button's home. Read and, well, weep.

If you're thinking of robbing a bank any time soon, make sure you've got the right equipment. Bank robbers in Malaysia have messed up a second attempt to steal cash machines after getting their excavator stuck! Just about as lucky as this man here.

Well, thank you for reading, I hope you have at least enjoyed reading some of the things I have provided. As of tomorrow, Kiwiqueen will return to this country and grace us with her presence (be it online or otherwise) once again.

Maybe I will be back.

Maybe she is too sensible? :-D

Thanks again.

Matt

Today this coffeebean started school. Over the last couple of days I had sleepless nights and the giant fear of suddenly loosing my sexiness and replacing that with rash all over the place. Because it started raining again here in Bergen (damn you England), my body didn’t do well with the changing of the weather, so my lips are now full of soar blisters. I really have no need of lipstick now. Curses!!

I missed school a lot. And today it was MY chance to sit in the area where before it had been a giant TABOO to sit. But this time it was my turn, and when I sat down, with a book and my mp3, then stared ahead of me and took it all in. It feels so weird that now I am the oldest one in school, I am now the person I admired two years ago.

Right now I have a bit of a pain in my head and body, I might be dehydrated, though too much on the F** cute boys at school, or just starting to become the most boring guestblogger evah.

I rule anyway.

- Elisabeth Ice Cream