As a pro bookworm, I know how to get thru the entire day at Ikea without knowing where I am, what’s being bought, what’s being done or what’s happening. All mother had to be sure of was that her green sweater was in eyesight, and feed me when needed. I only looked up from my book once or twice to see witch part of the ant farm I was in now.

I still wonder how we actually got home…

- Elisabeth Ice Cream