Am I the only one who never wants a yacht? Or to win the lottery, for that matter? I think people have got it wrong. One day I will conduct a survey of what people want to be when they are older. I doubt many will say "happy".

Yachts won't make me happy. Perhaps because I confuse the idea of owning a yacht with the idea of having a yakk. Tethered up in my back garden eating carrots and hazelnuts, and holding a competition with itself: a "head-butting the blades of grass" competition, out of sheer boredom.