The Headless Quack
Jules: Is it me or is NaNoWriMo a complete pain to write?
Kiwi: Yes. Yes it is. Write nano. No scattered capitals.
Long pause.
Jules: Yes, kiwi. You are a genius.
Longer pause.
Kiwi: I had a toy duck called Nano. I still have it.
Jules: I had a toy duck too. If I hadn't been four and destructive, it would still have his head and I would have presumably given it some such cute name.
Pause in which Kiwi laughs for a while.
Kiwi: But you know...you can still name it. It doesn't need a head to have a name!
Jules: Well yes...but I would have to give some morbid name, like The Headless Quack.
Kiwi: Yes. Yes it is. Write nano. No scattered capitals.
Long pause.
Jules: Yes, kiwi. You are a genius.
Longer pause.
Kiwi: I had a toy duck called Nano. I still have it.
Jules: I had a toy duck too. If I hadn't been four and destructive, it would still have his head and I would have presumably given it some such cute name.
Pause in which Kiwi laughs for a while.
Kiwi: But you know...you can still name it. It doesn't need a head to have a name!
Jules: Well yes...but I would have to give some morbid name, like The Headless Quack.
kiwiqueen - 23. Oct, 19:49
