Feeding Time At The Zoo
Dad: You hit in me in the eye *stares at brother in disbelief*
Brother: It was your nose, you liar.
Dad: *mortally wounded, avocado and yoghurt sauce dripping down face* It was my eye!!!! *holds eye, sniffs*
Sister: *sighs and shakes head, as if to say, "You inferior animals. It's like eating at the zoo."*
Mami, aka The Voice Of Reason: Calm down. Say sorry. Stop making such a fuss...you KNOW he didn't mean to hurt you....etc
Dad: *clutches at face* My EYE!!
Brother: Nose!
Sister: *sighs*
Mother: Now look here....
Me: *Drops head into plate.*
As you can see, things were particularly exciting at dinner today. I think the only way it could possibly be improved is by attaching the budgie to a plate (or even a piece of avocado?) by a little budgie lead.
Brother: It was your nose, you liar.
Dad: *mortally wounded, avocado and yoghurt sauce dripping down face* It was my eye!!!! *holds eye, sniffs*
Sister: *sighs and shakes head, as if to say, "You inferior animals. It's like eating at the zoo."*
Mami, aka The Voice Of Reason: Calm down. Say sorry. Stop making such a fuss...you KNOW he didn't mean to hurt you....etc
Dad: *clutches at face* My EYE!!
Brother: Nose!
Sister: *sighs*
Mother: Now look here....
Me: *Drops head into plate.*
As you can see, things were particularly exciting at dinner today. I think the only way it could possibly be improved is by attaching the budgie to a plate (or even a piece of avocado?) by a little budgie lead.
kiwiqueen - 2. May, 22:45
